I never did. Didn’t I?
There are Two Types of People
…people who think 11:11 is a sign from The Universe and people who realize that they also see 4:39, just as often, but don’t notice it because it is a boring number.
There Are Two Types of People
…people who like anchovies and basic bitches.
HAPPY NEW YEAR
It is December 31, 2000…
This is a FICTION one-off
Come back in a week.
This is a Product Review
Coming soon. Go away.
Entry 0001—The last Costco and rotten kiwi fruit
The last Costco shut down today because of the virus—the first one they opened in 1976 in San Diego over sixty years ago. That’s the last of the supermarkets open. Now it’s gonna get weird like it did last time. They’ll go after infected first. They always do. Things will get ugly quick. You have […]
Entry 0002—The last slice of bread
Archangel Uriel (speaking through the Obama bobblehead doll) says to get ready for a life altering course of transformation… I’m hearing that the stores have run out of bread and people have started to hoard flour and yeast. That will run out soon too. Next they will go after baking soda and buttermilk to make […]
Entry 0004—Security
I had to risk infection by going outside to flag down the delivery drone. Those drones sometimes fly though crowded areas. Not only do the catch the virus in the air, but their propellers fling it and distribute it. But I needed these locks. Last night I thought I heard someone testing the doorknob. It […]
Entry 0005—The Club
I joined a Virus Suicide Club. We’d rather risk death than not touch, share food, whisper to each other, yell into each other’s faces, hold hands, kiss and have sex even if it might kill us. I mean, isn’t that the best sex—like you might die? Sign me up. Hear me out; I was losing […]